Sunday, March 2, 2008

Ben Wa Balls..no..they can't get lost!


Ben Wa Balls are a very important product to have if you are the woman of many women that have faced issues of "loose vaginal walls".. This is very common..How many of you have sneezed or coughed or laughed so hard that you peed yourself? I have..I admit it. I had a catheter for a while when I faced surgeries at a younger age..*no...not THAT long ago..okay..mebbe over ahem..two decades..ALRIGHT three decades ago!*..So my "precious area" was not always that wonderous in "holding it" when I had the urge to go potty. Then I had my two demon spawns and forget it.!.I was constantly having to cross my legs when I coughed, sneezed or would have to threaten assault if someone were to tickle me or make me laugh. It was getting to the point to where I usually stayed close to home or would carry a change of clothes in my trunk.


Soooo....BEN WA balls..god's gifts to me..well Pure Romance's Gift to me!..These wonderful balls..* I can actually for once say.."these are beautiful balls! and gasp in amazement* For those of us who spout out watermelon sized children, or just in general have issues with incontinence. You stick these two balls in your vagina and squeeze..SQUEEZE those balls up..as long as you are sqeezing, they will stay up. For us beginners, you will notice how hard you have to work. Gravity makes them go nowhere but down and out, they will NOT get lost up there! It's always fun in the beginning because they WILL come down and we work hard to keep them up. This is good for 20 minutes a day. Pretty soon, you will be holding these up without evening noticing it and also notice that your walls are tighter, which is good for holding it when you need to urinate..your man will also notice it when lovemaking.


For those of you that wonder..well WHAT if my vaginal walls are like Superwoman..*I mean, there are some of us out there..* and they aren't coming out!?...don't freak. The key is to JUST RELAX..relax and they will come. If they don't..just remember, they are up there but they are not lost. Sit on the end of the toilet or your bed and hold your legs up...*imagine you are in the stirrups in your gynecologist's office* and bear down like you are trying to poop..or even better like you are producing another watermelon..but relax..and eventually they will find thier way out. If it came to that point where they were stuck up there..I think you can safely say you don't need the Ben Wa Balls.


IF after all that and they are still not coming out..I want to meet you..but first go to your gynecologist and proudly say "my vaginal walls are so strong I can't get my beautiful balls out"